Saturday, October 22, 2005

Compliments:)

Do you feel like you don't compliment you kids enough:) I know I don't ,so today is compliment your kid day:) yes, so I am going to brag about my kids:)
first and foremost, the kid who many say is a goof head:0 he doesn't mind, actually he seems to enjoy the fact that many think he is not so smart,the people who look down on him from time to time. Well not so, he is not only pretty to look at, but a very smart guy, he has done something that his brothers could not achieve. He has passes the biology governors honors test, he is now preparing for the interviews. (prayers for this are asked). Child number two is busy, busy , busy(I'm not sure where he gets his energy:)) He is on a sport team at school and has managed to keep a 3.something average and works part time. The next kids is almost ready to graduate with a biochemistry degree, he was on the 3 1/2 year plan, now prayers are asked for interviews for medical school I will send dates out soon first interview is on Oct 26. Last kid, but surely not least is an all A student and is involved in many activities, her passion has become playing the guitar and violin and Irish dancing to mention a few:)
wow, I am glad I don't have more kids, because I would be writing for a while:) So please pray for all of our children because they will be the leaders of tomorrow, right now they are my hero's , they have vision, they have ambition and most of all they have FAITH, they each attend a religious activity besides church weekly, and that by far is the most humbling thing for me.



A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
"Hey, nice tie!" comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it.
"Hey! Nice shirt!" The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere.
"Hey! Nice suit!" The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him.
"It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts."

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Finally it's the end of the week

A big Smile, I have been gone, many assignments for school,
finally I can take a breath and enjoy all the smiling faces around me:)


There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off.A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing.The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled,"You bimbo, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

Monday, October 17, 2005

let's laugh about our pastor

pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the pastor had knocked several times. Finally, the pastor took out his card and wrote "Revelations 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.
{Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him and him with me.}
The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the pastor's message was the notation "Genesis 3:10".
{I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.}

Saturday, October 15, 2005

this joke is not funny:)

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?


She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans

Friday, October 14, 2005

happy thought:)

What is it that gives you a lift:)


What is your happy thought?

think of Peter Pan:)

my happy thought for today, MIDTERMS over:)

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

this explains many people we know:)

When God made man, there was only the one, and the various parts of the body argued about who would be the boss.
The hands said they should because they did the manual work.
The feet thought they should because they took man to where he could do the work and get food.
The stomach thought it should be boss because it digested the food that kept all the body bodys working.
The heart thought it should be because it pumped the blood that allowed the food to be digested by the stomach and reach the body.
The brain said, "No, I have to send all the signals to get each of you to do your job. Therefore, I am the boss."
The a-hole said, "No, no, no... I should be the boss." Well all the other parts of the body laughed at the a-hole. The a-hole got made and said "I'll show you who's boss", and clogged up the works.
After a few days, the stomach ached .....the hands were practically helpless .....the feet could not carry the body .....the heart was about ready to stop pumping blood .....the brain's signals were being ignored and finally, the body died.
The moral of this story is .....you don't have to be a brain to be the boss, just an a-hole.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

be careful what you ask for:)

Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other has a cork in his buttock. "If you don't mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks terribly uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?" "I can't," lamented the first man. "It's permanent." "I don't understand," said the other. The first guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Hasan the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
And I said, "No shit."

It's not my time:)

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I though you said I had another 40 years?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

Friday, October 07, 2005

smile out loud today:)

today I have a special treat we all need this it's a rainy Friday:)


http://www.link4u.com/smiley.htm

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

I've been on edge the last few days, but it's not what you think

When you have come to the edge Of all light that you know And are about to drop off into the darkness Of the unknown, Faith is knowing One of two things will happen: There will be something solid to stand on or You will be taught to fly"
Patrick Overton





Come to the edge, he said. They said: We are afraid. Come to the edge, he said. They came. He pushed them and they flew."
Guillaume Apollinaire quotes


keep reaching for your dreams:)

What is fear?

The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature.
Anne Franks



Fear is a demon spirit that produces feeling:)

You are going to feel fear, but
Do it afraid:)


Fear not for I am with you:) = don't run, walk with God