Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Happy Birthday



Today is a Happy Birthday, day:)
baby boy is 22, he is off on a vacation, (well deserved) next week he starts school. Send a pray for him on the 27th of June
happy b day boy:)

He is 4 hours old in this photo, even in this photo he looks so serious:) so smart:) and of course a great hair day:)



Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?-- Bobby Kelton

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.-- Johnny Carson

Sunday, June 18, 2006

keep your kids away from your pets



when kids are very bored, they tend to play with the pets:)
my kids have turned my dog into a rock star:) enjoy:)

Friday, June 16, 2006

Thank Heaven

Lost at Sea?
Yossi and Janine, an elderly Jewish couple, are sitting together on an aeroplane flying to the Far East. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down in a few minutes time. The good news is that I can see an island below us that should be able to accommodate our landing. The bad news is that this island appears to be uncharted - I am unable to find it on our maps. So the odds are that we will never be rescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time, if not for the rest of our lives."Yossi turns to Janine and asks, "Janine, dear, did we turn off the oven?" and Janine replies, "Of course." "Janine, are our life insurance policies paid up?" "Of course." "Janine, did we pay our pledge for the synagogue appeal?" "Oh my God, I forgot to send off the cheque." "Thank Heaven! They'll find us for sure!"

Thursday, June 15, 2006

keep the smile on today:)

The Carpenter's Son
One day Jesus was out for a walk, strolling near the walls surrounding heaven, when he heard an old man's voice call from the other side."Hello?
Hello?"Jesus replied, "Who is it?""Just a poor, old carpenter searching for his son,"
the old man replied. Jesus' heart leapt with joy and he called out, "Joseph?"
The voice answered back, "Pinocchio?"

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Use words wisely

This last week came and went and one thing I had to have caution with was Words, sometimes when we discuss things too much it only steals your joy, so have a great day and use words wisely:)


Power of the tonight's Today God Is First, by Os Hillman
The tongue has the power of life and death, and those who love it will eat its fruit. - Proverbs 18:21Words have the power to motivate or destroy, energize or deflate, inspire or create despair. Many successful executives can remember the time their father failed to give affirmation to them as a child. The result was either overachievement to prove their worth, or underachievement to prove he was right.Many a wife has lost her ability to love because of a critical husband. Many a husband has left a marriage because of words of disrespect and ungratefulness. Stories abound regarding the power of words. There are just as many stories of those who have been encouraged, challenged, and comforted with words that made a difference in their lives.Jesus knew the power of words. He used parables to convey His principles of the Kingdom of God. He used words of forgiveness and mercy. He used words to challenge. He used words to inspire His disciples to miraculous faith.Do your words give life? Do they inspire and challenge others to greatness? Who does God want you to encourage through your words today? Affirm someone close to you today.

Monday, June 05, 2006

it pays to be holy:)

Golfer's Deal With the Devil
A golfer was having a tough day and in his frustration he blurted out, "I would give anything for a birdie on this hole." A nearby stranger walked out of the woods beside the hole and whispered, "If you give up one quarter of your sex life, I guarantee you will make this shot."The golfer said "OK." He made the shot for birdie.A few holes later, he was having trouble on another hole. "Please, let me make this for eagle" he said.Again, the stranger stepped up to him and said, "If you give up another quarter of your sex life, you will make eagle.""You're on," the golfer said, and made the shot for eagle.On the eighteenth hole, the golfer needed an eagle to win. The stranger again stepped up and said "If you give up the last half of your sex life, you will make eagle to win.""OK," the golfer said, and made his shot for eagle, winning the round.As he was walking back to the clubhouse, the stranger walked up beside him and said, "I think I should inform you that I am the Devil, and from now on you will have no sex life."The golfer turned to him, smiled, and said, "Nice to meet you, my name is Father O'Malley!"

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Happy Sunday:)

Getting Ready For a Trip
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump."Reverend," said the young man, "Sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip." The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."

Friday, June 02, 2006

happy friday:)

A Letter Addressed to God
A letter written in a childish scrawl came to the post office addressed to "God". A postal employee, not knowing exactly what to do with the letter, opened it and read: "Dear God, my name is Jimmy. I am 6 years old. My father is dead and my Mom is having a hard time raising me and my sister. Would you please send us $500?" The postal employee was touched. He showed the letter to his fellow workers and all decided to kick in a few dollars each and send it to the family. They were able to raise $300.A couple of weeks later the same post office received a second letter addressed to God. The boy thanked God for the recent infusion of cash, but ended with this request: "Next time would you send the money directly to us? If you send it through the post office they deduct $200."

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Smile today:)

Today is a day to remember someone who gave you a hand:)
take a minute and say a prayer for someone , who made you journey easier:)