Saturday, September 24, 2005

more reasons to smile

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. -
- Zenna Schaffer
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. --
Steve Martin

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. --
Steven Wright

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. --
W.C. Fields

Some folks are wise and some otherwise. --
Josh Billings

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. --
Jimi Hendrix

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