A mother has two boys that are always bad and causing trouble. She takes her two sons to the pastor of the church so he can have a talk with them. The pastor leaves one in the hall and has the other come into his office to talk. To get a conversation going he calmly asks the boy, "where is God?" The boy bolts out of the office, into the hall, and yells to his brother, "God's missing and they think we did it."