Hello fellow smile friends
I need some assistance with my new catch phrase:)
yes in my real life I need a catch phrase which will help people know when I am ready to walk away:)
Here is what I mean, I had a FRIEND (I use the word friend to protect her ignorance) I'll use Lisa as the name(QBF just using this name instead of Kathy) She calls me and wants to let me know that she has been thinking about me and has missed seeing me around:) then she reassures me that when people talk about me she always defends me:) ok, here is when I said nothing and did not even ask who or what was saying something about me:) this ended her side of the conversation and of course she said her good byes and hung up:) Now what would you have done or said:) here is where my catch phrase comes in:)
things I will say if I get into another conversation like this:)
You know Lisa, you are full of crap and don't call me anymore:)
You know Lisa, back off and tell you friend they suck:)
or what I would have said in the state of jersey
listen bitch, if you don't walk away now I will jack you up right now:)
here is my favorite:)
well Lisa, I appreciate your concern but I think the dog is barking and I better get to that dog:0 let me call you back;)
I am taking suggestions for my new catch phrase for the next couples of days
thanks for the help:)
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Ummm, are you trying to tell me something? I of course would pick the last one, but really, are you talking about me?
please, don't be so paranoid, some people always feel like I'm talking about them:) how big is your ego today? that is the question to ask yourself, love you QBF
how about..:) Have you heard the word of God today? Have you been saved? -- !!
How about thank you so much for sharing this with me..God Bless and have a wonderful day...
or "Tom - stop that, sorry Lisa my husband just wants me" ... Tom? !!
or ... tell her what the word bitch means...
o.k. got to stop before I have to go to confession !!
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