Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Terrific Tuesday:)

Day two, in Jersey, days are full of time, do you know sometimes a day is very long that was yesterday, we got almost everything done, now what do we do, well we will find something to do, I think I'll do some paperwork today or maybe just watch springer:) well, I hope you are all having a great day, because I sure will



Cindy Crawford's Afterlife
Three guys -- Carl, Bob and Brett -- found themselves in Hell, a little confused about their present situation. They were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.The voice of the Devil was heard, "Brett, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Brett was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment. This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair, and flies circled her. The voice of the Devil was heard, "Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Carl, like Brett, was whisked off.Bob, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford. Delighted, Bob jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:"Cindy, you have sinned."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

good joke! I had a feeling you would rip through that whole packing stuff! Hope you are relaxing and enjoying your time. I miss you! Let's do lunch when you get home!