confession never doing it again , in this town:)

I found a joke that really describes my thoughts about my last confession
not that I was drunk, but that the priest was not aware of the situation and used very poor judgement,
don't let my words affect your confession, just take toilet paper you might need it for the poop in the confession box:)


A drunken man staggered in to a Catholic church and sat down in a confession box, saying nothing.

The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing.

The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replied, "No use knockin', mate, there's no paper in this one either."