Signs of the times

Actual Signs That We Have Found ========================
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago:)
Do not activate with wet hands.

at a car dealership: )
the best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.

At A Laundry Shop: )
How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

my favorite is hanging on my kitchen door:)
Your village called their idiot is missing.
some people who read this might be bothered by it, but they also ask for directions to their village:)