Even days

Have you ever felt that you are beginning your day on an even foot? You feel great about everything and are not going to have any negative thoughts:)
then the phone rings , and things change? So today I am not picking up the phone:) my way of saying Satan don't call me:)

prayer
Hey God Thank you for the peace you have blessed me with:) Help me to share this with everyone I come in contact with today:)



Jewish Confession
An 80 year-old man went into the confessional and told the priest the following:"Father, I am an 80 year-old man, I'm married, I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18 year-old girls. We partied and made love all night long."The priest said, "My son, when was the last time you were at confession?"The old man said, "I've never been to confession. I'm Jewish."The priest said, "Then why are you here telling me this?"The old man said, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"